Tuesday, April 29, 2014

PolitiJokes: Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Mothaf***er

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

I live how I will
I do what I want
I got lifetime tenure
No need to front
Well that's harrassment?
What that mean to me?
I squeeze asses of girl that still watch MTV
You wanna clerk girl?
Work that resume?
You better twerk girl
I got a case today
Well I ain't gotta talk
I'm the Constitution
You know what that means?  
No retribution.

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

I like that Ginsberg
Girl used to be right
She read all day
Get freaky all night
That Judge Soto
Like to take photos
"I've gotta work Clarence"
"We can take one mo!"
But that Kagan
She can sit next to me!
That girls built like a brother see in 4-D
Naaaww!  We can't sit together when we in the court house.
Press:  "A black and a Jew.  We know what that's about."

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

I used to dream of booty
Day and night
But I was dumpy
"Clarence go fly a kite."
But that ain't stop me
I stayed in them books
Yale Law School
Now I'm getting looks
But them law firms?
They wanna work all week!
This is too much
I wanna screw and sleep.
Then I got a plan
To stop all this stress
The Supreme Court
The defense rests

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Hey You I'm a Dirty Old Muthafucker
Anita Hill You Can Meet Me At the Rucker

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